Why Do Men Die First? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries… but, now we know.
* If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race… you’re a male chauvinist.
* If you stay home and do the housework… you’re a pansy.
* If you work too hard… there’s never any time for her.
* If you don’t work enough… you’re a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
* If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay… this is exploitation.
* If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay… you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
* If you get a promotion ahead of her… that is favoritism.
* If she gets a job ahead of you… it’s equal opportunity.
* If you mention how nice she looks…. its sexual harassment.
* If you keep quiet… it’s male indifference.
* If you cry… you’re a wimp.
* If you don’t… you’re an insensitive bastard.
* If you make a decision without consulting her… you’re a chauvinist.
* If she makes a decision without consulting you… she’s a liberated woman.
* If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy… that’s domination.
* If SHE asks you… it’s a favor.
* If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear… you’re a pervert.
* If you don’t… you’re gay.
* If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape… you’re sexist.
* If you don’t… you’re unromantic.
* If you’re proud of your achievements… you’re full of yourself.
* If you’re not… you’re not ambitious.
* If you try to keep yourself in shape… you’re vain.
* If you don’t… you’re a slob.
* If you buy her flowers… you’re after something.
* If you don’t… you’re not thoughtful.
* If she has a headache… she’s tired.
* If you have a headache… you don’t love her anymore.
* If you want it too often… you’re oversexed.
* If you don’t… there must be someone else.
Men Die First Because They Want To!sm15
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