Windowsí ftípky se koukám ujali sm15
[i]Microsoft gives you Windows… Mac OS gives you the whole house.
Customer: I’m running Windows 95…
Helpdesk: Yes…
Customer: …and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
In a world without walls and fences – who needs windows and gates?!
Microsoft broke Volkswagen’s world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs! (sm15)
Windows – a solitaire game that requires 1024MB RAM and 5GB of hard drive space. // Windows – The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
If Windows is user-friendly, why do you need a 678-page manual?
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine
Gamespot forums: Does someone know the cheats for Windows95?
Favorite Windoze game: „Guess what this icon does?“
Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
„No“ is the answer!
McAfee-Question: Is Windows a virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – okay, Windows does that too.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh… Windows does that, too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2.) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that’s with Windows, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus. It’s a bug.
Some windows were made to be broken
Windows95 – Every function is a restart function…
Windows NT – Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty
My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
I’ll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I’m trying…
Breaking Windows isn’t just for kids anymore…
Hiroshima ’45 – Tschernobyl ’86 – Windows ’95 (sm15)
Why is the Pentium 166 so fast? – It’s for booting faster, if Windows crashed again.
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft? – One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie. (sm15)
Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
Who the fuck is General Failure? And why is he reading my harddisk? (sm15)
DOS Error: Windows loading, come back tomorrow[/i]
Asi fake ale já bych tomu i v rusku věřil sm15
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a poslední změna proběhla před 8 roky a 6 měsíci.
